I got in a wreck as most of you know. I am ok. I hated it by the way. Don’t ever wish for anyone to get in a wreck. It hurts.
So here are some updates:
I am ok, everyone else is ok.
My wallet will not be ok for the next 3 years. Don’t ask for money until then.
I hate American cars. They break easy. The Chevrolet Monte Carlo basically disintegrated when I hit it at 45. Cheapo.
My Honda Civic is in the shop for the next 2 weeks. I am getting a new windshield, a new radiator, a new hood, a new front bumper, a new paint job on the front, a new set of airbags (why do airbags cost $1,000 a piece – why did the passenger airbag go off when nobody was in it? was it trying to protect my cds or something?).
I did not break my wrist. It felt like it at first, but I am a pansy, whiny baby. It is ok. Sore but ok.
I did hurt my neck however. Pray for it. My friend Lindsay had some leftover drugs from her accident a while back that she is going to let me use. I will be feeling good in a little bit, thank you very much. I don’t think whiplash occured, except for the pain in my muscles.
I do accept any donations to the pay-for-Jason’s-insurance-raising fund. Cash and checks, as well as Visa, accepted.
Meals will also be accepted for the pain and suffering.
I am kidding. I am ok. But all those things above are still true.