Here are some of the funny things that I have said so far. I will give you the English for maximum amusement.
I have hot. Yo tango caliente.
I like bathrooms. Me gusta banos. (This one I really meant).
For some reason, I cant seem to understand the difference between the Spanish equivalent words for – space and husband. It makes for confusing times trying to communicate that I have no space in my tummy. It always ends up sounding like I have no husband in my tummy.
And yes, I did almost kiss a guy. But he leaned in, I thought it was just being courteous. Kids talk a lot and I dont understand most of them.
This one lady asked me, I think, for me to sing the national anthem for the U.S. so I started to and she just wanted me to play guitar and lead worship after we ate. She thought it was funny. I was confused. I know the national anthem, it is hard but I thought I could do it. I guess I didnt satisfy her longing for the star spangled banner.