I have always been a Chuck Norris fan.
To start this story, let me just say that I needed folders for seminary. I was in Walmart looking for them and came across a wonderful, majestic aisle in the supercenter that contained them. Down this aisle was a plain looking box filled with magical jewels.
They were folders with Chuck Norris on them. Pictures of him that capture his awesomeness.
I knew that Walmart contained them, because my roommate got one. But I did not seem to know of the treasure that lay there.
I got 5 folders, one for each class and one extra for the joy which betook me. It was a splendid time.
For your reading please, here are what the folders say:
Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and can make him drink.
Churck Norris doesn’t wear a watch; he decides what time is.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
And all contain this line inside:
Chuck Norris stared evil in the face and it backed down.
Side note: All of the folders have a Hallmark like emblem on the back that says Chuck NorrisTM. Read that again – Chuck Norris made these. His website is on the bottom of each folder – www.chucknorris.com. Come on, how awesome do you have to be to print folders of yourself. How many of you can say that when you simply market yourself, it will sell?