Saturday morning break

I have always been a Chuck Norris fan. 

To start this story, let me just say that I needed folders for seminary.  I was in Walmart looking for them and came across a wonderful, majestic aisle in the supercenter that contained them.  Down this aisle was a plain looking box filled with magical jewels. 

They were folders with Chuck Norris on them.  Pictures of him that capture his awesomeness. 
I knew that Walmart contained them, because my roommate got one.  But I did not seem to know of the treasure that lay there.

I got 5 folders, one for each class and one extra for the joy which betook me.  It was a splendid time. 

For your reading please, here are what the folders say:
Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chain saw. 
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and can make him drink.
Churck Norris doesn’t wear a watch; he decides what time is.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. 

And all contain this line inside:
Chuck Norris stared evil in the face and it backed down. 

Side note: All of the folders have a Hallmark like emblem on the back that says Chuck NorrisTM.  Read that again – Chuck Norris made these.  His website is on the bottom of each folder –  Come on, how awesome do you have to be to print folders of yourself.  How many of you can say that when you simply market yourself, it will sell?


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s